Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Your penis caused this!
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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