I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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