Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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