I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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