i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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