are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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