Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
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