I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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