Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
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I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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