No, you can still breathe under the balls.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
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Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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