Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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