What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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