I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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