I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize