But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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