Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Dignity is for republicans.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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