Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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