It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
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I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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