I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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