this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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