Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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