I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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