i just google imaged poop.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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