He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Randomize