Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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