i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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