Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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