Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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