Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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