who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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