did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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