why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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