yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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