Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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