Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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