Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
