I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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