The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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