was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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