2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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