respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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