he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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