saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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