What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
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