There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Randomize
