that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Still dying that you shit outside
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Randomize
