My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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