I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
