Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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