Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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