I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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