So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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