fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
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You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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